Four-Word-Story

[jenn]

more lucrative chances at

(leckert, sadly martin is on a sabbatical of unknown length)

 

[clueless]

becoming a Chippendale and


(jenn, I didn't know they called them sabbaticals now. We used to talk of chronic hangover)

 

[Kenny Shovel]

with a following wind

 

[clueless]

running for governor of

 

[jenn]

the book forum as

(clueless, i think you are right, he is in fact a crazy dutchman, just look at the state of this thread he started)

 

[clueless]

he was too clever


(governor of the book forum? You mean Darren is a Chippendale? I am surprised we don't have lots of over 55s)

 

[jenn]

get involved in local


(i assume he is, what else could he be up to these days?)

 

[clueless]

politics. Clinidium bromide helped

 

[cabrasopa]

his irritable bowel problem

 

[clueless]

but made him unpopular

 

[pwilson]

due to unusual gurglings

 

[clueless]

and odorous effluvia that

(that gurgling reminded me of a book. Someone had a relative that was a diplomat and had a gurgling problem. In a reception at Buckingham Palace he started making noises but was able to control them so they sounded like God Save the Queen)

 

[pwilson]

tended to erupt without
(God Save The Queen? Now that's some impressive gurgling!)

 

[clueless]

warning. Blame the dog,

 

[pwilson]

was his first inclination,

 

[clueless]

until he fell down

 

[cabrasopa]

tripping over the mutt

 

[leckert]

and spewing bowel juice

 

[jenn]

on the brand new

 

[pwilson]

oriental rug, causing quite