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Good advice

I had no idea that many of our shows are shown there. You guys watch more American TV than I do.

RaVeN
 
I can't stand CSI. They're always over explaining every little thing. Half the time they're wrong. Then they're inconsistent. How come for one crime scene they set up loads of lasers to check for bullet paths, and in another they use string? And they're always zooming in on photos on computers and coming up with pristene images. Total crap.

And my Village People extravaganza is now complete, if I don't win the competition I shall be going on a killing spree.
 
Thats why THEY'RE the crime scene scientists and you are a biochemist!! Because, you know, sometimes they feel like playing with lasers, and sometimes with string!! ;) Plus, knowing Government budgets, they're probably only allowed to use the lasers once per month :D

And maybe they just have very good computers, you know, like ones that dont have Windows on them :p

Anyway, its cool, so ner!

Phil
 
Anyone ever seen the BEN channel on satellite? There's this really cheap film called Third World Cop that they insist on playing on almost a weekly basis. Quality stuff! :D
 
RaVeN said:
I had no idea that many of our shows are shown there. You guys watch more American TV than I do.

RaVeN
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Same for me....of course, I watch no tv, but I had no clue so many shows from America were shown elsewhere.
 
bobbyburns said:
america is responsible for some really shitty sitcoms ... but--

we have seinfeld.
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That is dire! The guy is simply not funny.

It's like this every time:

SEINFELD: Say, why do you think they call these things (points to fridge) a fridge?
OTHER PERSON: I don't know, Jerry.
SEINFELD: You know, I think it's because it's short for refridgerator.

(AUDIENCE APPLAUSE)
OTHER PERSON: You could be right, Jerry.
SEINFELD: Say, why do you think we try to shorten things?
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Mile-O-Phile said:
That is dire! The guy is simply not funny.
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Ya know, I'll bet that he & his stock portfolio don't give a squirt if we think he's funny or not.


RaVeN
 
Litany said:
I was only poking it gently with my spork. :eek:
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In that case he's sure to be slightly arroused and it would be cruel of you to stop.

Carry on Bastard Wench :p


RaVeN
 
SillyWabbit said:
Raven is a hairy whore? I had no idea! :eek:
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He's a right slapper. Always hanging round the docks, picking up sailors. Dresses up in his American Indian outfit and takes them to Village People concerts, he does. Filthy.
 
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