Stewart
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spikeyli said:By the way, some of the most noted writers bore me to tears (James Patterson for one) and I don't see how they ever got to be so famous.
Noted?
Anyway, here's how James Patterson does it.
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spikeyli said:By the way, some of the most noted writers bore me to tears (James Patterson for one) and I don't see how they ever got to be so famous.
Stewart said:
Stewart said:Next time someone asks me what is a good example of a Great American Novel then I will most certainly point them in the direction of The Da Vinci Code or The Pelican Brief.
spikeyli said:by noted I meant dollar sales
Not even a teency weency one? He really needs them. How else is he going to pay people to write his books for him?Well I'm glad to say he's not getting my dollars.
I bet the libraries loathe having to pay out cash to authors like him too when people borrow such books.Libraries are such nice things to have when testing out authors I've never read before.
pink shadow said:I want to see Paradise Lost. It's the ultimate story.
Cast:
God: Sean Connery (as previously stated by Eddie Izzard)
Satan: Gary Oldman
Adam: Steve from Beverly Hills 90210 (No one cares about Adam anyway)
Eve:Jennifer Love Hewitt (No one cares about Eve anyway)
Any thoughts?
Stewart said:Sean Connery: "Paradishe Losht"
beer good said:Generally speaking, if I were to cast someone as Satan, I'd pick the nicest, most likable actor I could find; someone who's seen at least 65, with a grandfatherish quality. Someone everyone will trust instinctively, listen to his advice and follow without questioning or realizing that they're actually doing the devil's work. Someone like... oh, I dunno... Joel Grey, maybe. Gene Hackman or Dustin Hoffman might pull it off. Maybe even Donald Sutherland or Harry Dean Stanton, though they might be a bit too scruffy-looking.
This, of course, is opposed to Tom Cruise, who IS Satan.
Stewart said:bin Laden is more like Jesus, what with all that lurking about in caves and is he dead or is he alive stuff. Plus the beard.