honeydevil
Active Member
... a baby with exploded swimmers...
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JOKE: Short and very silly
- Thread starter Wabbit
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Ronny
Well-Known Member
Ok here are my last few for now, I hope they aren't repeats 
Q: How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
A: Unique Up On It.
Q: How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
A: Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
Q: What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A: A Stick
Q: What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
A: Spoiled Milk.
Q: What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
A: Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
Q: How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
A: Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
Q: How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
A: Unique Up On It.
Q: How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
A: Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
Q: What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A: A Stick
Q: What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
A: Spoiled Milk.
Q: What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
A: Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
Q: How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
A: Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
MonkeyCatcher
New Member
Ronny said:
Haha .. I love this one!
I got a few more:
A girl goes into her local toystore and asks for the prices of all of their barbies. "Yeah, sure," says the shopkeeper, "We have party barbie for $30, disco barbie for $30, beach barbie for $30 and divorce barbie for $230". The little girl queries the shopkeeper, "Why is the divorce barbie so much more expensive?",to which the shoopkeeper replies, "Well that's because divorce barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's dog..."
Q: How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Well that depends on weither it's /ready/ to change
Q: How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - let the woman cook in the dark
Q: Why don't women wear watches?
A: Because there's a clock on the oven.
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: Well that's not the point - what the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!?
leckert
New Member
A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Bartender: "Are you a string?"
String: "Yep"
Bartender: "We don't serve strings in here!"
The string walks outside. He meets another piece of string heading into the bar.
"Hey, don't bother. They don't serve strings in there."
"No problem!" the second piece of string says, and twists himself around, and ties himself, then untwines the top of his head, and ruffles it out. He walks into the bar.
"I'd like a beer"
"Are you a string" asks the bartender.
"nope, frayed knot!"
Bartender: "Are you a string?"
String: "Yep"
Bartender: "We don't serve strings in here!"
The string walks outside. He meets another piece of string heading into the bar.
"Hey, don't bother. They don't serve strings in there."
"No problem!" the second piece of string says, and twists himself around, and ties himself, then untwines the top of his head, and ruffles it out. He walks into the bar.
"I'd like a beer"
"Are you a string" asks the bartender.
"nope, frayed knot!"
Ronny
Well-Known Member
Not jokes esactly but some of these were funny.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.