Long Distance

[Catalyst]

I resent the student jibes now. I love being a student, beats having a job. Well for now anyway
What is it you actually do Stuart!? In life i mean, except beat up students.

 

[Stewart]

I resent the student jibes now.

Those were Edinburgh jibes; not student ones.

I love being a student, beats having a job.

All that lying in bed all day, then lying pissed in the streets all night...

What is it you actually do Stuart!?

Business Analyst.

 

[Catalyst]

Well they felt like student jibes too. I work damn hard compared to other students! What other students have a year round course. I need to do 10 weeks of placement over summer.....not that im complaining of course....*grumble*! Oh and i dont drink, much!
What business do you analyse.....i have no idea what a business analyst is..!

 

[Stewart]

I work damn hard compared to other students!

Are you sure those words are allowed to be in the same sentence?

What other students have a year round course.

The thick ones that have to stay in during the summer.

Oh and i dont drink, much!

You should.

What business do you analyse

Expatriate healthcare.

 

[clueless]

Catalyst has just found out that Glasgow is a lot closer than Northampton

 

[Catalyst]

Heh...but a lot scarier.....

 

[Stewart]

Glasgow is a lot closer than Northampton

If Northampton was this close it could smell Edinburgh too.

 

[Catalyst]

Edinburgh smells of beer...thought people might appreciate that!

 

[Stewart]

After much discussion in the pub last night it was decided to go through to Edinburgh to catch an event at the upcoming Fringe. Looks like I'll have to invest in one of these.

 

[Catalyst]

Oh i would definatly go for the north 7600 version...pink will suit you very well! What you gonna see at the Fringe?

 

[Stewart]

I might have to get the OptimAir 6A - just to be safe.

I don't know. We'd ust stay at my friend's cousin's house, get a meal, take in a show, and then hit a club most likely.