Most Profitable Movie - Ever.....

[Motokid]

Anybody care to guess what this might be?
Without using google or some other search engine?

 

[Zolipara]

Titanic, or if you believe certain less than reputable sources, Deep Throat.

 

[Motokid]

Damn dude.....you are a trivia maniac....

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/09/14/ew.dvd.throat/index.html

"a bunch of nobodies (including nutty location scout Lenny Camp) unwittingly produced the most profitable film in history (shot in six days, it cost only $25,000 and has allegedly grossed over $600 million)"

 

[Zolipara]

I dont think its true though.

 

[Motokid]

I dont think its true though.

I can only go by what the story says....and considering what it cost to make Titanic.....and which makes a better story....

 

[leckert]

I can only go by what the story says....and considering what it cost to make Titanic.....and which makes a better story....

... and which had a more entertaining trailer!

 

[Motokid]

... and which had a more entertaining trailer!

what about the happy ending.....

 

[leckert]

what about the happy ending.....

Of course, a story with a "happy ending" is a definite plus!

And no old ladies in the cast either! That really helps!

 

[Motokid]

Plus you ain't gettin this from no Titanic DVD....

"a how-to deep throat tutorial from a seasoned professional "

 

[leckert]

Plus you ain't gettin this from no Titanic DVD....

"a how-to deep throat tutorial from a seasoned professional "

Although Kate Winslet was pretty hot on that couch!

 

[Motokid]

Although Kate Winslet was pretty hot on that couch!

Now if you could get Kate Winslet doing that tutorial Titanic might be the overall winner....

 

[Kenny Shovel]

Clearly there's a "fewer people went down on the titanic" type joke to be had here, but I just can't be bothered...

 

[leckert]

Clearly there's a "fewer people went down on the titanic" type joke to be had here, but I just can't be bothered...

HA!

Kenny! You too funny! It was so obvious, I completely missed it!

 

[Ronny]

Ah, hmmm, are your minds always there boys?

 

[mehastings]

Ah, hmmm, are your minds always there boys?

You mean in the gutter? I'm inclined to vote "yea" on that one.

 

[Motokid]

Ah, hmmm, are your minds always there boys?

When you stop to consider the incedible work of art that is the body female, and the textures, the smoothness, the warmth, the softness, the smell, and yes my dear friend....the taste.....is it any wonder we can think of anything else......

You see....our minds are always there because that's exactly where you want them. You scent yourself, and primp and preen yourself to look your best as you think we want to see you. You exercize and eat right. You hide the imperfections (but only as you see them in your own mind....) and call attention to the best parts. You flirt and laugh and do whatever it takes to make us think of nothing else.

Ladies.....you really do rule the earth, and we men are simply your toys to be manipulated as you see fit.

So, whatever we are, it's because that's the way you want us.

 

[mehastings]

So, whatever we are, it's because that's the way you want us.

Keep telling yourself that.

 

[Motokid]

Who spends more money on appearance products?
Who spends more money on clothing?
Who spends more on make-up?
Hair cutting and coloring?
Who spends more time and money dieting?

In general, which gender is more image conscious?

 

[Kenny Shovel]

Who spends more money on appearance products?
Who spends more money on clothing?
Who spends more on make-up?
Hair cutting and coloring?
Who spends more time and money dieting?

In general, which gender is more image conscious?

Sure, but we like to drink beer too...

 

[Motokid]

Always good for the joke Kenny....but are those men.....or women in the wrong birthday suits?