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The corrupted wish game

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Rogue

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Time to play!
Each person makes a wish, and the person after them corrupts it (and at the same time makes a wish of their own)!

Example:
Person 1: I wish it would snow.
Person 2: It is snowing all the time because the polar caps have melt and the world is facing a new ice age. The only inhabitabel areas are near the equator and you are in Canada.

My Wish:
I wish I had an IQ of 150.
 
You have an IQ of 150 and this alienates you from everyone in society, thus you lead a sad, pathetic, isolated life, void of friends and fun. Hah!

I wish I had narrower feet.
 
You have narrower feet, but they are so narrow that they can't sustain your weight and you have to crawl around on your hands and knees. Besides you won't fit in some gorgeous shoes anymore.

I wish I was taller.
 
And you are. You're so tall in fact that birds nest in your hair. And if that wasn't bad enough, the lack of oxygen makes running away from the bullies who tease you even harder!

I wish everyone was happy.
 
Everyone was happy, but then the paper recanted your obituary and things fell back into their natural patterns.

I wish the bottom layer of intellectual scum-on-the-earth could be scraped off and left to dry in the sun.
 
And it is. And once the scum dries, it flakes off and the wind carries it to the four corners. And as it scatters people breathe it in and allergy sufferers everywhere live in terrible discomfort for another day.

i wish i didn't have this damn flu
 
You don't have the flu anymore. Unfortunately it was not the flu at all but a nasty human-kind-killing epidemic. Now you and another incredibly dumb and ugly human beeing of the opposite sex are the only ones left on planet earth. Happy reproducing!

I wish I had a good book to read.
 
Gizmo said:
I wish I had a good book to read.
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You have a good book to read but God strikes you blind for being a miserable sinner. You can't do braille because your hands fell off following a bizarre gardening accident.

I wish I was tall, dark and devilishly handsome.
 
In fact you are so incredibly handsome, that all the single women of the whole world are after you. In their blind desire to get hold of you they hunt you down and after a 3-day-marathon of sexual intercourse you die of exhaustion.

I wish I could sing.
 
Poof! Your wish is granted! But the ever envious Britney Spears gangs up with Jennifer Lopez and have you brutally murdered for wrecking their careers.

I wish it was Christmas.
 
So it's Xmas. And you're on your own. And you get a bunch of lousy presents that were obviously chosen by people who don't appreciate your tastes (or just don't care).

I wish it was five o'clock.
 
It's 5 o'clock, but the main thoroughfare on your way home is clogged up with horrible traffic due to a bad wreck; and when you get off an exit to take the back way, you dodge to prevent hitting a squirrel and knock your side mirror off by running into a mailbox.

I wish my co-workers weren't a bunch of unethical peabrains.
 
all your co-workers are role model employes, sadly they make you look more corupt and dumb than you really are so you'll get fired

i wish to win the lottery again
 
Again?! OK, I'll let you. But this time, a local gang hear about your winnings and they decide to kill you and take over your bank account.

I wish that the world was full of peaceful, happy people.
 
You'd be annoyed beyond belief, making you the only non-peaceful and unhappy person in society, thus making you the outcast, shunned by the world.

I wish I could make three more wishes.

Cheers
 
ok you have them, but after making the fourth one you got punish because of your greed, since making more than three wishes makes you exchange places with the genie, now you are trapped for all eternity in a tin oil lamp :p , and guess what it doesnt even have an internet conection:eek:

i wish i was a pro pimp :D
 
your cd player works great and has such a high quality youll get obsesed with music and before you notice all your credit card bills will be so ridicously high from emptying all the music stores in town that youll have to sell all non escencials including your cd player (and cd collection) to get out of the gap.

i agree with martin cant corrupt that wish, cant get aids if you are a real pro, maybe amateurs ;)
and then you cant get that twice right? right??? :D

i wish for just once ! they killed cartman ¡ instead of kenny (bastards) ;)
 
They kill Cartman, and every other resident of South Park except Kenny. The program is quickly canceled because everyone knows Tweak and Big Gay Al were the funniest characters they had.

I have already recognized the inherent corruption of all my great wishes, so I keep them locked away, but to keep the game going...

I wish London was 20 minutes from LA (no, I don't really, but it's a game).

Irene Wilde
 
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