The corrupted wish game

[Martin]

You are Stewie Griffin; it turns out that he is/you are a prick, and besides, nobody knows who you are anyway, except for this girl somewhere in Belgium, who mysteriously disappeared recently.

I wish it would stop raining.

Cheers

 

[mr_michel]

ok you are stewie, but guess what the man in white its really after you, but even if you survive him, when you wont be the evil genius anymore, youll end as a grumpy acountant (and whats worst probably brian its moving with you)

i wish they would do a spin off of seinfeld call Newman

 

[mr_michel]

ops sorry, ill corrupt martins wish and back to normal

it stops raining, but its to late, the water its 3 mtrs high so you are stranded in the roof for 4 days waiting for delft sewar system to do the job

same wish as before

 

[lahondas]

firstly i want to say how im scared of dele. i fear he or she will stalk me and kill me. please do not, i am a newly wed.

second to michels wish, someone replies to the director of the spin off on the seinfeild show, he gets aggitated and weary, starts to go insane. hes put itno a insane hospital, then some stupid greedy young cosatar becomes a director, does the spin off for the show then the ratings go up sky high, everyone loved it and everyone wants the show back. the insane "before" director somehow gets out of the hospital and kills this new young director. then starts the show off real sick twisted and dumb. everyone hates the show now, the ratings drop and drown! and you, well you become insane too, because you didnt exactly get your way, and you just hate that!

i wish i didnt remember the bad things ive seen heard or done in the past. wish i could just go on with my life as if it didnt happen but know something did happen and know ive learned and grew from those incidents in my life.

 

[Rogue]

Okay you don't remember the bad things you've seen/heard/done in the past.
Due to a freak car accident (including a Bambi being propelled through your windshield) your brain was severly damaged and your whole longterm memory was erased, leaving you a drooling invalide till you learn to speak, walk and use the toilet (instead of your supersized diapers) again.

I wish Kerry would win. (Please no political discussions!)

 

[mr_michel]

how not to get political
kerry wins, but polish people are very angry because he forgot poland, so poland decides to declare war with the back up of the coallition of the willing(or whatever bush call it) and so wwIII starts

not trying to be political just funny, check the link (mention to martin)

i wish i was a mod

 

[dele]

firstly i want to say how im scared of dele. i fear he or she will stalk me and kill me. please do not, i am a newly wed.

No worries, hun! I'm a good girl who'd never hurt a fly

 

[dele]

how not to get political
kerry wins, but polish people are very angry because he forgot poland, so poland decides to declare war with the back up of the coallition of the truth (or whatever bush call it) and so wwIII starts

not trying to be political just funny, check the link (mention to martin)

i wish i was a mod

Ok, you are. But no one's happy with you so get demoted back to member very soon. You're so embarassed that you become a lurker and finally just leave this forum. It's a sad, sad day for everybody.

I wish I had blue hair.

 

[phil_t]

So you have blue hair. Unfortunately you also have blue skin, and have to hide your shame under a big white hat. You are a smurf.

I wish i could live forever

 

[Billy Oblivion]

So you live forever. But the first law of thermodynamics doesn't hold back for the rest of creation and, eventualy, entropy conquers all - THe Heat Death Of The Universe!!!! Everything ceases to be and you're still living forever. It gets rather dull and boring for you. You wish you weren't living forever but unfortunately you only had the one wish.

I wish for peace on earth and goodwill to all men (and women of course I'm not sexist just sexy).

 

[Themistocles]

I wish for peace on earth and goodwill to all men (and women of course I'm not sexist just sexy).

You triumph, creating universal peace and harmony, creating a global utopia, and what do you get it? In the immortal words of Orson Welles, "they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."


Oh yes, I wish that I had the Leviathan of all PCs, and an infinite supply of software of my choice.

 

[dele]

You have it all. Every piece of software, including every spyware device known to man. After a couple weeks of menacing phone calls, spam mail and huge purchases charged to your credit card, you start to regret your last wish.

I wish I was famous!

 

[Nosferatu Man]

You wake up and realise just how famous you really are. You read in today's paper that you've been having affairs with a massive number of people, that you have murdered a few people and that you have recently been mugged. You then walk out of your house and get mobbed by paparazzi.

I wish I can make myself invisible at will.

 

[Wabbit]

You wish you could but that can never be and you will die in bitterness that you could not have your other wishes!

I wish jaffa cakes grew on trees!

 

[Nosferatu Man]

I've just sneaked into your back garden and planted a sappling from my own Jaffa Cake tree. However, you'll soon realise that Jaffa Cake trees aren't too brilliant. Your garden ends up as a boggy ditch, with footprints belonging to your whole neighbourhood littering the base of your tree. Jaffa Cakes are just way too inviting and addictive.

I wish I were, I wish I might, I wish to see a star tonight. (Is that right?)

 

[Wabbit]

You are a star tonight. You get your wish!

You are a vast fusion reaction burning and boiling in the cold and lonely deeps of dark space! You spend the next 100 billion years burning before you explode!

I wish all the bastards in neighbourhood that stole my jaffa cakes would be eaten alive by rabbid biker hamsters from space!

 

[Themistocles]

I wish all the bastards in neighbourhood that stole my jaffa cakes would be eaten alive by rabbid biker hamsters from space!

The rabid biker hamsters duly consume the trespassing neighbours, and it is only then you realise that they have acquired quite a taste for ripe jaffa cakes. The entire population of their home planet comes to colonise your lands and claim your jaffa cake tree.

I wish that I had a Chieftain Tank and the license to drive it.

 

[Jenem]

The rabid biker hamsters duly consume the trespassing neighbours, and it is only then you realise that they have acquired quite a taste for ripe jaffa cakes. The entire population of their home planet comes to colonise your lands and claim your jaffa cake tree.

I wish that I had a Chieftain Tank and the license to drive it.

And voila! You do! The second day you're out joyriding, you get a little thirsty so you decide to stop for a glass of lemonade. Unfortunately, at the very moment you spot a shop to stop at, an eyelash falls into your eye. In your blinking confusion you ram right into my Challenger 2 already parked at the curb (as I'm partaking in a cool lemonade in said shop.) So now you owe me for damage to my Challenger and also must repair your Chieftain. And I'm pretty sure insurance doesn't cover it.

I wish I had telekinesis

 

[mr_michel]

you have telekinesis, but you keep looking at amazon an ebay for a book about how to use telekinesis, so you decide to pratice with everyday items in your back yard, and sadly you end with a shovel protuding from your stomach, with the pain you cant use your telekinesis to bring the cell phone you left in the living room so you could dial 911, long story short, we'll miss your posts

i wish to have pizza for dinner today

 

[Nosferatu Man]

Well, you had pizza for dinner the other day, but unfortunately you got your least favourite flavour and you ended up vomitting all over your nice, clean carpet.

I wish I could find Perdido Street Station in the shops.