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The corrupted wish game

The world just shrunk, and so it is! But now everyone's a lot closer to you, including the in-laws. :(

I wish I could fly.
 
Infact, it now takes 20 minutes to travel to London to LA (or vice versa) with the brand new Speed Mobile thinga-ma-bob. However, the thing travels so fast that anyone partaking in the journey ends up with their eyes and tongue hanging out of the gaping holes in the back of their head (the Speed Mobile decelerates too slowly for the process to be reversed.)

I wish I can play Rhapsody in Blue on the Piano.
 
Oh damn... sorry everybody. I'll just corrupt Dele's wish then we can carry on.

You suddenly find you have wings and you can fly. But... you get so carried away with your new talent that you fly too close to the Sun and get cooked.
 
you play Rhapsody in Blue on the Piano. but you realize you have awful stage fright and you scream and shit your pants then you cry, run off the stage, and the audeince is in awe, there mouths drop and they cant belive what they saw, and now everyone who hears or speaks of rhapsody in blue remebers you and that day you played it. andnow they hate the song and they think it sucks, nobody buys it or downloads it anymore. you ruined it!

i wish i sing out infront of others without being so shy and nervous.
 
You can, but this is certainly no blessing! For you or your (quite literally) captive audience, as you are tone deaf! You get linched after the performance. C'est la vie, n'est-ce pas?

I wish I got a raise.
 
my first idea probably its pg18, so lets move to answer B

you get a raise, but sadly its not as big as you expected, and all your coworkers have no idea how little the raise was, so they star conspirating(spelling please) against you, and they set you up to appear as a thieft and get you fire

i wish my bed would stop spining ;)
 
your bed stops spinning, but as everyone knows, bedspins only stop when the heaving starts, and you spend the next 3 days with the dry heaves, trying to regurgitate that last bit of remaining stomach lining.

i wish someone would corrupt my wish
 
after some time thinking, someone comes with a way to corrupt your wish, but after all that thinking he becames obsesed with corrupting everything you do, and manages to destroy your life, when he runs out of ideas, he'll just drive over you

i wish there were some halloween smilies to post in the replys in the forum
 
well after long searching you finally find one, but your affraid to use it, because its so so scary. now, you finally use it and everyones freaked out by it. there so freaked they think you evil and demonic because you used that smiley so you must promote evil. unfortunately your banned from this forum forever. you get depressed, all because you lovved this forum, you finaly kill yourself because you felt so unloved.

i wish i could know when id die / or how.
 
Don't you worry, most stalker/serial killers (at least in movies) answer both questions at the very end. It won't be much of a warning, but at least you'll be somewhat prepared.

I wish I was a writer.
 
<*Poof*> You are a writer. You have the greatest novel of all-time planted into your brain. <*Poof*> You have writer's block. :)

I rather enjoyed that! :)

I wish....nah, not that one. :eek:

I wish I could visit Spain.

Irene Wilde
 
You visit Spain, but on a very important holiday commemmorating the Spanish Inquisition, and, mistaking you for the life-like robotic dummy ordered for the reenactment, the locals torture you to death.

I wish I could cook.
 
You learn how to cook like Julia Child, and everyone expects you to cook every meal, and you spend the rest of your life in the kitchen.

I wish I was independently wealthy.
 
right, you are very wealthy now, then youll have some bad experiences with people who are interested in you because of your money, so youll become paranoic and wont trust in no one ever again, and youll die an old lonely sour grumpy woman

i wish to meet a naive wealthy woman
 
You meet a naive wealthy woman and she falls madly in love with you. On your wedding day, to show her gratitude to God for sending you to her, she gives her entire fortune to the church.

And while she was naive and wealthy, she was ugly as sin, had the personality of a brick wall, and she's frigid. But her mother-in-law has the personality of a Sherman tank and she'll be living with you for the rest of your life.

I wish my writer's block would lift.

Irene Wilde
 
It does. And boy, that's more of a curse than you realized! Now you can't stop writing - not even to eat some food. So after a few weeks of endless writing, no sleep, no drink, no food, you finally die. But it's not completely tragic... you're novel, published post-humously is a bestseller. :D

I wish I could see the stars at night.
 
now you can, in fact they look more vivid and closer than ever, but this is because its judgement day, and the sky its falling apart

i wish to stalk all the ladies in the forum
 
In your peeping-tom bliss you realize you've made a horrible mistake. We're all trained in martial arts and don't take kindly to strange people following us around.

I wish I could think of a good wish.
 
dele said:
I wish I could think of a good wish.
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You did think of a good wish; the ultimate wish in fact, the one every book forum member had been dreaming of, so we sue your sorry ass and you are sentenced to torture by sporks and death by hobnobs.

I wish I were Stewie Griffin.
 
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