the make friends thread!

[phil_t]

Wernt you the one against animal cruelty?? Or was that TMG?? I get so easily confused!!

bobby burns is a cocktail made with red vermouth, benedictine and scotch

Couldve sworn that said Butterscotch the first time i read it - my day to go insane i suppose

Phil

 

[Litany]

I didn't kill them.

 

[Stella Leanna]

Aww, this is so sweet. We were only supposed to make friends, and yet we've managed to create the perfect couple. And it's all turned out so much better than that time I was playing with those dead hedgehogs and the double sided sticky tape. When's the wedding going to be, and are we all invited?

LOL!

Yeah you're all invited. Although I'm not still sure when the wedding's going to be.

Choose a color... Sandra chose peach for her outfit

 

[sandra!]

LOL!

Yeah you're all invited. Although I'm not still sure when the wedding's going to be.

Choose a color... Sandra chose peach for her outfit

yeah... no.. maybe there's a better color... heh.. marriages freak me out. but hey! i'm older than you! how come you get married first???

 

[Stella Leanna]

yeah... no.. maybe there's a better color... heh.. marriages freak me out. but hey! i'm older than you! how come you get married first???

Then get phil or martin to marry you (even though I know you guys got your own girlfriends already =P)

or bryan's best man, warm_enema =P

 

[sandra!]

Then get phil or martin to marry you (even though I know you guys got your own girlfriends already =P)

or bryan's best man, warm_enema =P

err... you know im already inlove with someone else.. lol but he's not on here! but i guess i could dump him or somethin. hehe. nah... no one would ever want to marry me, you know that... *is getting teary-eyed*

 

[Litany]

err... you know im already inlove with someone else.. lol but he's not on here! but i guess i could dump him or somethin. hehe. nah... no one would ever want to marry me, you know that... *is getting teary-eyed*

Dump him and put yourself up for sale. There's bound to be someone on the look out for a good bargain.

And for the wedding I think I shall be mostly wearing puce.

 

[sandra!]

yeah.. i was thinking of doing that, but then i couldn't think of a price to sell myself. anyone want an auction? yeah right, like anyone would be interested in me.

 

[bobbyburns]

I don't know, these are bright days for the black market.

 

[sandra!]

thanks for the info. i needed that.

 

[Litany]

Sell yourself for your own weight in chocolate.

 

[bobbyburns]

I'm sure there's millions of people out there willing to pay for homo-erotic slaves.

 

[Litany]

I'm sure there's millions of people out there willing to pay for homo-erotic slaves.

I buy more of those than I do books.

 

[sandra!]

sounds soooo complicated. on second thought, i'd like to stick to my man.

 

[Litany]

sounds soooo complicated. on second thought, i'd like to stick to my man.

Well, with that much chocolate you're bound to get a little tacky.

 

[warm_enema]

Show me a picture and I might buy you.

 

[sandra!]

Well, with that much chocolate you're bound to get a little tacky.

nah. don't think so. and it's butter. not chocolate.

 

[sandra!]

Show me a picture and I might buy you.

okay. here's me:

 

[warm_enema]

You're a cat person, good enough for me. How much?

 

[sandra!]

how much you got?