The official 2012 apocalypse thread

[abecedarian]

True. But then, he's also based his calculations on there being 150 days between 21 May and 21 October. :lol:

So how come his days are 24 hours and some of God's are 1000 years? How come he gets to pick and choose which are which? Who taught him to count? :innocent:

 

[beer good]

So how come his days are 24 hours

I was more thinking that all his months seem to be 30 days.

 

[abecedarian]

I was more thinking that all his months seem to be 30 days.

Maybe he's got the scoop on that too..

 

[beer good]

Here's an interview with Mr Rapture himself, assuring us that it is going to happen. Apparently, the rapture is supposed to be at 6PM (in all timezones), so that's Doctor Who down the drain then. Crap.

 

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Here's an interview with Mr Rapture himself, assuring us that it is going to happen. Apparently, the rapture is supposed to be at 6PM (in all timezones), so that's Doctor Who down the drain then. Crap.

So if you are in a fast enough plane, you can outrun The Rapture? Sweet!

 

[SFG75]

I wonder if the preacher bothered to read the new testament:

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."-Matthew 24:36

Just saying........
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[sparkchaser]

ABC beat you to that by a good 24 hours, man.

 

[beer good]

ABC beat you to that by a good 24 hours, man.

He just said he knew not the hour. What are you, his Father or something?

 

[sparkchaser]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[abecedarian]

He just said he knew not the hour. What are you, his Father or something?

And are those Dr. Rapture hours or God's hours? This could get complicated.:innocent:

 

[SFG75]

Very true beer..........:lol:

 

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So we all can be prepared:

The Rapture

 

[SFG75]

Oh, THAT raptor! I knew there was a translation error from Hebrew to Greek to English.:whistling:

 

[beer good]

Here's the US government's official recommendations in case of zombie apocalypse:

CDC EPR | Social Media | Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse - Blog

 

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Here's the US government's official recommendations in case of zombie apocalypse:

CDC EPR | Social Media | Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse - Blog

The Zombie Apocalypse is no laughing matter.

 

[beer good]

And getting back to the topic of books:

Apocalypse now? Christian Rapture fiction and the end of the world | Books | guardian.co.uk

 

[sparkchaser]

Weak. This is the non-book discussion part of BAR.

The article was amusing though.

Spoiler

From what I understand about the final volume, Kingdom Come, it takes place a thousand years after the events of the first book, there's a big fight between Jesus and the Beast in Jerusalem, and the good guys win.

Sorry if I've spoiled it for you, but let's face it: if Judgment Day really is tomorrow, you probably won't have a chance to get through the series.

 

[SFG75]

Allow me to say that it has been awesome being here. I was hoping to post about a few more books before judgment day, but I'm afraid that it just won't get done.(sigh)