The official 2012 apocalypse thread

[sparkchaser]

Allow me to say that it has been awesome being here. I was hoping to post about a few more books before judgment day, but I'm afraid that it just won't get done.(sigh)

:whistling:

 

[beer good]

Eternal Earthbound Pets will take care of your beloved pets after you're raptured. Payment in advance.

Q: How do you ensure your representatives won't be Raptured.
A: Actually, we don't ensure it, they do. Each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are atheists, do not believe in God / Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in accordance with Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation.

 

[sparkchaser]

 

[beer good]

FAQ for students: what will happen to your final papers after the rapture?

 

[WebWalker]

 

[SFG75]

Rapture roll-call time.

Who is here? If you are, say: "Here!"

 

[abecedarian]

Hear? Here?:whistling:

 

[sparkchaser]

Hear? Here?:whistling:

Well, duh. Where else would you be? :whistling:

 

[beer good]

Well, it's not 6PM where you guys are yet. Get back to me in 8 hours and I'll believe it. Of course, I'll be gone by then.

 

[sparkchaser]

One hour, eleven minutes until I learn whether I am damned or not.

 

[beer good]

6.01 PM, still here! \o/

YouTube - ‪The Breeders - Hellbound‬‏

 

[sparkchaser]

6.01 PM, still here! \o/

Like you would be Raptured.

 

[beer good]

Like you would be Raptured.

Hey, if it gets too bad down here, I'll just get a jetpack and get there myself.

 

[abecedarian]

Well, duh. Where else would you be? :whistling:

Why, THERE, of course:flowers:

 

[sparkchaser]

Why, THERE, of course:flowers:

Here? In Deutschland?

 

[abecedarian]

Here? In Deutschland?

Over there, over yonder, a common euphemism for heaven, or 'the great beyond.' Used a lot in Southern Gospel song lyrics like this one:
What a Time We Will Have Over There

 

[lenny nero]

 

[sparkchaser]

:lol:

 

[beer good]

Harold Camping on world continuing to exist: "I'm flabbergasted."

It seems some people did get raptured, though.

 

[sparkchaser]

Harold Camping on world continuing to exist: "I'm flabbergasted."

He hid from everyone over the weekend and "I'm flabbergasted" is the best that he could come up with?