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The Therapy Thread
- Thread starter sirmyk
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StillILearn
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sirmyk said:
NotTheDoctor's not the doctor?
novella
Active Member
N: Hi doc. Did you lose something?
DS: Er, uh, hullo novella. Yes, I dropped, um, my pill.
N: Oh, is this it? (picks up a small white pill) Finders keepers. (gulps pill down) Ha ha.
DS: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
N: I can’t explain every little thing, doc. Relax. What kind of pill was it?
DS: Never mind. Where’ve you been? You missed two appointments. I’ll have to charge you for those, you know. Policy.
N: Rules are meant to be broken doc. But, okay, you’ll get your dough. I was on a little junket. Business and pleasure, you know.
DS: Hmmm, yes, go on . . .
N: Argentina. That’s Spanish for moneyland, okay? It’s a long story. Wow, I think that pill is starting to kick in. Do you have a nice single-malt whiskey?
DS: Er, uh, hullo novella. Yes, I dropped, um, my pill.
N: Oh, is this it? (picks up a small white pill) Finders keepers. (gulps pill down) Ha ha.
DS: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
N: I can’t explain every little thing, doc. Relax. What kind of pill was it?
DS: Never mind. Where’ve you been? You missed two appointments. I’ll have to charge you for those, you know. Policy.
N: Rules are meant to be broken doc. But, okay, you’ll get your dough. I was on a little junket. Business and pleasure, you know.
DS: Hmmm, yes, go on . . .
N: Argentina. That’s Spanish for moneyland, okay? It’s a long story. Wow, I think that pill is starting to kick in. Do you have a nice single-malt whiskey?
StillILearn
New Member
sirmyk said:
NotTheDoctor's not a girl?
novella
Active Member
Doc, don't be a perv. That's why I hate coming here. It's like perv times two. You oughta get your people in line. You're the boss.
Okay, so I had an incident. My dog got out and then he decided--okay this is weird--he didn't run away. He just acted like a wimp, smelling stuff and looking guilty. I don't know . . . I know I'm paying for, like, MY headcase and shit, but I would really like to focus on the dog. I just love that fuckin fur-mess. I want to get this all figured out. Don't leave me hanging with some excuse.
Okay, so I had an incident. My dog got out and then he decided--okay this is weird--he didn't run away. He just acted like a wimp, smelling stuff and looking guilty. I don't know . . . I know I'm paying for, like, MY headcase and shit, but I would really like to focus on the dog. I just love that fuckin fur-mess. I want to get this all figured out. Don't leave me hanging with some excuse.
sirmyk
New Member
Novella, I think you have some issues we need to work out. Let us focus on the "dog". Subconsciously, you know this animal is not a dog, right? Only a man on all fours, with hair glued and taped to his body?. That choke leash seems to be eating at his neck quite a bit. And what have you been feeding him? His breath smells like moldy fruit.
novella
Active Member
Didn't Sigmund Freud say something like "if it looks like a dog and walks like a dog and smells like a dog, it IS a dog"? Are you a Freudian? The part about Siggy that I like is that he seems to really appreciate weirdness. I mean, he started a BUSINESS where he could get the weirdest people on earth into his living room to have a chat AND get them to pay for it. That's pretty cool.