Meadow337
Former Moderator
In response to the 'Your Favourite Authors and Why' thread I thought I would create a thread about authors we dislike. I'm sure you have a few. I know I do, and as my list of author's I dislike is very very very much shorter than the almost infinitely long list of authors that I like, so it was easier to do a list.
1. John Steinbeck.
Reading The Red Pony at a far too tender age left a scar on my psyche that I won't easily forget. What a depressing author. I tried to read 'Of Mice and Men' once as well and got no more than a few pages in and realised it was more of the same depressing, life is awful, garbage. I don't read to be depressed out of my skull at the awfulness and futility of life. Nihilism can go jump in a lake and annihilate itself as far as I'm concerned.
2. Ernest Hemingway.
Again another person who just sucks the joy right out of life.
3. J. K. Rowling
Read a few pages of one Harry Potter to see what all the fuss was about. I still don't get what all the fuss is about. The prose is truly awful even, or especially, for a children's book. Reading it is like trying to wade through the thickest stinkiest blackest mud you can imagine. Yuck! Actually putting this one on this side of the list is a bit unfair, as I don't really dislike the prose - it just incredibly badly written and I truly don't get how they were even ever published let alone became best sellers. I put it here because I won't ever read any of them.
Then there are the authors I don't actively passionately dislike but have outgrown.
4. Dean Koontz/Stephen King
I lump those together because they are very similar in many ways and I read them for the same reasons and outgrew them for the same reasons. I don't particularly dislike either of them, but I have definitely outgrown them and won't be picking up either one of their novels any time soon.
5. Vampire books (ok not strictly an author)
Been there done that got the T-shirt. Read a few (two I think it was) Anne Rice years ago and that was enough vampires to last the rest of my life time. Don't get the fascination. Had no interest or compulsion to read a single other vampire book.
And that is pretty much it.
1. John Steinbeck.
Reading The Red Pony at a far too tender age left a scar on my psyche that I won't easily forget. What a depressing author. I tried to read 'Of Mice and Men' once as well and got no more than a few pages in and realised it was more of the same depressing, life is awful, garbage. I don't read to be depressed out of my skull at the awfulness and futility of life. Nihilism can go jump in a lake and annihilate itself as far as I'm concerned.
2. Ernest Hemingway.
Again another person who just sucks the joy right out of life.
3. J. K. Rowling
Read a few pages of one Harry Potter to see what all the fuss was about. I still don't get what all the fuss is about. The prose is truly awful even, or especially, for a children's book. Reading it is like trying to wade through the thickest stinkiest blackest mud you can imagine. Yuck! Actually putting this one on this side of the list is a bit unfair, as I don't really dislike the prose - it just incredibly badly written and I truly don't get how they were even ever published let alone became best sellers. I put it here because I won't ever read any of them.
Then there are the authors I don't actively passionately dislike but have outgrown.
4. Dean Koontz/Stephen King
I lump those together because they are very similar in many ways and I read them for the same reasons and outgrew them for the same reasons. I don't particularly dislike either of them, but I have definitely outgrown them and won't be picking up either one of their novels any time soon.
5. Vampire books (ok not strictly an author)
Been there done that got the T-shirt. Read a few (two I think it was) Anne Rice years ago and that was enough vampires to last the rest of my life time. Don't get the fascination. Had no interest or compulsion to read a single other vampire book.
And that is pretty much it.