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Who do you want to hit in the throat with a lead pipe

I can't stand seeing piece-of-crap Honda Civics (barely running, maybe 300,000 miles to their name) that are lowered so much they can't even make it over speed bumps without scraping, with custom transparent tail lights and blue Xeon headlights that are worth more than the car, with wings (fit for a jetliner) duct-taped to their trunks, and stickers stuck everywhere advertising the various crap that may or may not actually be in the car, NOS tanks, extra tachometers, and those 50" wide mufflers that make it sound like a semi is passing you (when in fact it's only a 90-something horse-power tin can of a car), with a likewise crappy car stereo with the bass turned up so high that instead of bass you hear all the bolts and springs, and hinges, and the duct-taped wing on the trunk vibrating like a ma'fah! Would the driver of such a vehicle identify him/herself so I can hit him/her in throat with a lead pipe?
 
Everyone in the Big Brother house so they will shut the hell up and not have some crappy C-list celebrity career afterwards. As she has blighted our lives since she entered the house a few years back I'll add Jade Goody to the list as well.

God I wish the people I worked with didn't watch this crap.
 
As far as celebs go, I would say Carrot Top, he has to be the most annoying man on the planet.
 
Ronny said:
As far as celebs go, I would say Carrot Top, he has to be the most annoying man on the planet.
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When I lived in the US, a Canadian who lived in the same house used to leave the room when those phone ads with Carrot Top came on. The guy really freaked her out and who can blame her really!
 
When I lived in the US, a Canadian who lived in the same house used to leave the room when those phone ads with Carrot Top came on. The guy really freaked her out and who can blame her really!
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I don't, he is a freak, I hated those ads :p
 
Puddleglum said:
Everyone in the Big Brother house so they will shut the hell up and not have some crappy C-list celebrity career afterwards. As she has blighted our lives since she entered the house a few years back I'll add Jade Goody to the list as well.

God I wish the people I worked with didn't watch this crap.
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I totally agree with you puddleglum,bb is getting worse every yr its about time channel 4 put this show to bed!
 
Ronny said:
As far as celebs go, I would say Carrot Top, he has to be the most annoying man on the planet.
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What "orientation" would you guess bozo, I mean carrot top is? Which team might he be playing for? If I had to guess I'd think he's not exactly a straight shooter....
 
I think he's a solo artist myself, I mean even if he has a preference, would you want him on your team? I really would rather think of him in an asexual way.

Oh and to whatever lifeguard is watching please DON'T let him in the pool.
 
For some reason I see this clown molesting various fruits and vegetables, such as watermelon and squash, perhaps with the aid of a carrot...
 
I bought celebrity death match for the ps2 because it has him in it, I love pounding his stupid ass :D
 
Ronny said:
I bought celebrity death match for the ps2 because it has him in it, I love pounding his stupid ass :D
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I bought tickets to his show once for the same reason, but I couldn't get past security.
 
for some reason "SirMyk" and "getting past security" just don't go together.


I actually thought Carrot Top was funny for about the first two minutes of his stand-up act, but he seems to have squandered whatever talent he might have had on crack cocaine or something.
 
sirmyk said:
You can only enjoy that "comb for bald men" gag once before it gets old.
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leeckert turns purple, and struggles for air as he rolls on the floor holding his nuts

COMB FOR BALD MEN!! HA! IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY TEETH! HOOOO!

leckert's laughter tapers into grunts and gasps, the the flopping decays, and all is silent.
 
leckert said:
leeckert turns purple, and struggles for air as he rolls on the floor holding his nuts

COMB FOR BALD MEN!! HA! IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY TEETH! HOOOO!

leckert's laughter tapers into grunts and gasps, the the flopping decays, and all is silent.
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And then you see the gag again... whoopdy doo!

And then you call 1-800 C-O-L-L-E-C-T!
 
i think i would like the leadpipe attached to the volvo for a few polititans (sp?), i don't say names but you can imagine...
 
There are a couple of infomercial "stars" I would like to see get hit in the throat with a volvo (lead pipe optional).

Like that friggin Tony Little guy. What an annoying little shit.
 
I think that tony little is a nice guy and those that want to hurt him are only jealous of his professional success.

bobby
 
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