Who do you want to hit in the throat with a lead pipe

[leckert]

I think that tony little is a nice guy and those that want to hurt him are only jealous of his professional success.

bobby

leckert hangs his head shamefully, realizing his jealousy.

I'm sorry.

 

[bobbyburns]

maybe we should just be better people and then democracy would work.

bobby

 

[RobertFKennedy]

I heard this debate on a morning talkshow and it got me thinking: If there was no punishment involved, no regret, no remorse... who would you hit in the throat with a lead pipe?

I wouldnt actually hit anyone but I would love to hit Iain Paisley.

 

[leckert]

maybe we should just be better people and then democracy would work.

bobby

I think democracy works better with the help of lead pipes.

 

[sirmyk]

maybe we should just be better people and then democracy would work.

Then what would we do with all the fun artilary?

I wouldnt actually hit anyone but I would love to hit Iain Paisley.

You don't really have to hit the person in the throat with a lead pipe, but thanks for clarifying.

I think democracy works better with the help of lead pipes.

And a supply of Volvos.

 

[Ronny]

Well no one had any objection to me taking Carrot top out, so I'm going pipe shopping today. There's a big construction site down the road and it looks promising.

 

[sirmyk]

Well no one had any objection to me taking Carrot top out, so I'm going pipe shopping today. There's a big construction site down the road and it looks promising.

Just make sure it's a lead pipe, 2" round, no less. Anything else bends upon impact.

 

[Ronny]

good to know, I don't have a volvo either but I think my friend's old plymouth fury will do, I know it scares me.

 

[leckert]

good to know, I don't have a volvo either but I think my friend's old plymouth fury will do, I know it scares me.

When the ghost of the former owner shows up, let him swing the pipe!

Don't get anything over 3' long. It is too hard to swing fast enough, and the intended victim can grab it from you. I find about 32" long 2" pipe works the best!

If you get galvanized or iron T&C pipe, you can actually weld it to the bumper of the Fury! That should do well on the knee caps. You can get the throat on the second pass, as Carrot Top writhes on the ground, clenching the protruding bones where his knees used to be. He won't even see it coming!

I want pictures!