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curiosity awakening thread

honeydevil jumps through the window, the pants rip and she has a pretty bad hole in the back of the jeans, she doesn't mind, because the tiquila is still safe. She takes the tiquila to the kitchen and asks...
 
"where in the hell did you get those lemons?" ricky drops mr michels lemons and looks sheepishly to the side. jenn enters with wine in hand, already drunk and says......
 
"Mr. Michels lemons are pretty small", Jenn comes over and helps honeydevil to protect the tiquila from ricky and says:...
 
"ricky, you booze whore, unhand those lemons!!!" honey d suggests we head out to a grocery store to get supplies. when we last checked martin, wabbit, mr michel and moto had eaten all the guacamole and it was pissing kook off who had brought it. novella mentioned she knew a good recipe, but who has time. at this point, honey suggests we....
 
Lets go to the bar, get drunk" but before we head to our favorite pub/bar/restaurant we make ricky wash her hands from touching those two lemons, which were kinda attached to Mr. Michel.
 
poor ricky, says jenn. i think at this point she is either too drunk to care, or notice that we have been talking about her for like an hour. jenn feels we should head to a new restaurant as stillilearn got mouthy with the waiter at the last place and we don't want any fight club shenanigans happening in the kitchen. ronny points out that we should....
 
jenn silently sips the last of her margarita and sneaks off to a midnight rendezvous with a mystery man. he answered her personal ad and is claiming an interest in investing in her new online company. she hopes that the rest of the kids come out to play tommorow night.
 
Ronny avoids tequila at all cost after last shameful incident :eek: but she wishes you all lots of fun.
 
mehastings is sad that, yet again, she has missed the party. although, she did buy nine bottles of wine today if anyone is interested in an after...
 
mehastings said:
mehastings is sad that, yet again, she has missed the party. although, she did buy nine bottles of wine today if anyone is interested in an after...
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honeydevil is always there for a little after tiquila drinking...
 
After rolling his eyes initially, RitalinKid now thinks Mr Michel has started something pretty interesting. Reading the posts brings a smile to his brain. RitalinKid jumps in through the window broken by the tequila laden Honeydevil. Out comes the hookah, and RitalinKid looks at Ricky innocently with eyebrows raised and shoulders shrugged. Jenn laughs because that's what Jenn does. Jenn finally says something funny, and all RitalinKid hears is "blah blah blah hookah blah blah blah." Then while everyone's laughing, Ricky absconds undetected with Arnold Hookah-negger.
 
Hearing the talk of tequila, RitalinKid fills his slushy machine with margarita mix and twice the amount of tequila required. He serves everyone drinks, and, as Apu from the Simpsons would have it, gives everyone a, "Thank you. Come again."
 
honeydevil decides that that was nice and rude at the same time, so she gives him a kiss and kicks his ass, since ritalinkid is already drunk, he...
 
...shakes his fist and says, "One of these days Alice! One of these Days!" He knows Honeydevil likes his Apu impression and is only making a scene to bring them closer together. RitalinKid starts to ask Honeydevil where the screen name came from, but, in a surprise move, Honeydevil . . .
 
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