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curiosity awakening thread

Oh, No, Ronny told them to stay off that table, that nothing good would come of it....
 
Because he's drunk, RitalinKid laughs it off and tells Ronny to stop being a prude. He then pulls Ronny up onto the table, and the table falls in from the weight of three people. Honeydevil punches RitalinKid, and he kinda likes it, but then Honeydevil calls him a scruffy looking nerf herder, and Ronny . . .
 
RitalinKid thanks Ronny and Honeydevil for their company, says some really deep stuff, and walks out the door. For a split second, Honeydevil and Ronny feel an intense sense of loss. Then, they snap out of it and do the crazy hippy dance while Phish plays "Contact".
 
honeydevil decides that if all this boring people walk out on her, she just drinks with the people who are still there or invites her imaginary friend...
 
Ronny is starting to think Honeydevil is a fiesty drunk and slowly crawls off table to catch up with everyone else.
 
honeydevil thinks that these people are Americans and can't take as much alc as she does... honey feels embarressed and goes in the next room to talk to her imaginary friend...
 
jenn has returned from her rendez vous a little short of breath. her investor turned out to be quite a lusty gentleman indeed and it was all she could do to make it out of there with her towel. she surveys the damage and wonders where rk and her sister have gotten off to. in fact where has rk been at all the rat bastard.she starts to make pb&j's for everyone as it appears everyone could use a little solid food in their bellies. she thinks to herself, does she really sound like the teacher from charlie brown as rk suggested?
 
ricky wakes up, eyes scratchy from the night before, sees the broken table, a little blood spatter and honeyd with a half empty bottle of tequila in hand, muttering somethng about ritalinkid, tables, spinning...ricky vaguely remembers something about lemons, mr michel...and then it gets fuzzy after that....ricky then stumbles over bottles, glasses and honeyd to frantically search for any sign of headache remedy. she has the song 'contact' stuck in her head, but can't seem to piece together why....she then downs a huge glass of water with 2 tablets of asprin and tries to wake up honeyd....
 
Yoda shows up and says, "Too early it is for third person discussions." After covering his body with PB&J, RitalinKid demands to know what Ricky did with Arnold! RitalinKid calms down when he remembers how kickass the 7/28/98 Phish show was that he streamed last night from nugs.net.
 
jenn realizes that rk may need more help than she is able to offer. the cryptic banana edit aside, anyone who thinks they are yoda and covers themselves with pb&j may need to seek professional assistance. jenn tries to think of something soothing and comforting to say, but opts to keep eating her sandwich.
 
RK reminds Jenn that he's been working a lot, and since he missed Bonnaroo last weekend, he had to get messed up and do something crazy this weekend. He then harasses her for Father's Day gift ideas while the words to "Contact" continue in his head.
 
jenn thinks for a minute. she wonders what rk's dad's hobbies are. she is reminded that while she and her sister got her father a kick ass fathers day gift of a turkish bbq, she has yet to get her husband anything for the boys. she wonders if he would like a tie?

are rk and ricky talking about contact by billy joel?
 
jenn wishes ricky was home this weekend as their parents are coming to visit. in typical parental fashion they are hitting the road at 1 so in reality they will be here at 7. jenn thinks ricky is a bit of cop-out for moving to the usa and leaving her sister to deal with the parents all on her own. jenn sits down and has a little pity party.
 
RitalinKid says something both mean and funny about Jenn's situation and her relationship with her family. Then he makes a sarcastic remark about her Father's Day gift ideas. To smooth things over, he winks at her.
 
ricky laughs her evil..mwahahaha..laugh at her sister jenn because ricky knows that jenn will be trapped for the weekend with their insane parents! ricky is now thinking of moving even further away, merely for nothing other than shits and giggles.....
 
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