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curiosity awakening thread

RitalinKid said:
and total tolerance to alcohol. "Dear God."
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mr michel wonders where is the fun on that :eek:
and thinks is weird that everybody talks in first person :confused: could this be a new trend :(
 
RitalinKid said:
After spending 42 years in the darkness of Jenn's soul, the rat bastard known as RK rematerializes. After his first refreshing breath in the time domain, he realizes that he has returned from the frequency domain with x-ray vision and total tolerance to alcohol. "Dear God."
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jenn thinks to herself, that is where that voice in her head went. 42 years of insistent whispering that she look at that chicks a**. the oddest bit being the fact she is only 31....
 
mr_michel said:
mr michel wonders where is the fun on that :eek:
and thinks is weird that everybody talks in first person :confused: could this be a new trend :(
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jenn makes mental note to alert mr michel...this thread is under attack by hijackers, their forces being led by the one known as ricky. ricky has been work undercover for the head honcho wabbit, who is keen to get everyone to cuba.
 
jenngorham said:
jenn thinks to herself, that is where that voice in her head went. 42 years of insistent whispering that she look at that chicks a**. the oddest bit being the fact she is only 31....
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Time freezes, and Burt Reynolds steps in to explain, "You see, yeah, while RK was only gone a few days to us, it was like 42 years to him, yeah. Since he was in the frequency domain, he didn't age. Weird. Why can't this be a thread about running moonshine?" Time resumes, and RK gets in the shower.
 
Phil looks in the thread, spots Burt Reynolds hanging around, and is suitably worried enough to leave immediately.
 
it is only 8:45 in jenn's corner of the world. she thinks to herself, "it is way to early to be thinking about frequency domains". and while he reigned as a hottie in the 70's, early 80's, burt currently makes jenn feel as if she too needs a shower. she ponders the thought of another cup o' java. she puts on coldplay for the kabillionth time in 5 days and decides to have breakfast. she had wierd dreams that kept her up. where did rk say he was last night?
 
Wowsers! direstraits is awed at the fact that there are people up while he's still online! He madly dashed to where he supposed where the crowd hung out, slipped on a banana peel, and fell into the pool.

ds
 
What Jenn was experiencing last night was very disturbing. As RK was stuck in Jenn's head, he was simultaneously bouncing between the frequencies of a Clear Channel radio station broadcast and the Lifetime network. Oddly enough, it was a Coldplay song combined with a Meryl Streep soliloquy that struck RK's natural frequency, sending him back to the time domain.
 
RK sees a large, blue, floating banana in the pool, and in his altered state of mind, jumps on the unnaturally large fruit only to have it thrash about in a most unholy manner. It's then that he realizes that it's his badminton rival, DS.
 
direstraits, naturally, wonders why RK would jump onto any large fruit in the pool, drunk or not. Not being very comfortable splotching about with someone who would jump on a banana, direstraits attempts to pull himself out of the pool when RK takes a bite...
 
honeydevil sees that and thinks to herself that she should definetly stay away from RK, because she's afraid that he takes a bite from her too...
 
direstraits said:
direstraits, naturally, wonders why RK would jump onto any large fruit in the pool, drunk or not. Not being very comfortable splotching about with someone who would jump on a banana, direstraits attempts to pull himself out of the pool when RK takes a bite...
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jenn points out that rk would naturally jump on a large floating banana , regardless of it colour. he is a monkey.
 
honeydevil, shrieks and slaps the base of her hand to her forhead for not noticing this little but important fact... she got a headache..
 
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"And don't you ever forget that I'm a monkey, an evil monkey," RK chides. "Or I'll fling poo at you all." Then in a much more subtle tone, RK reveals that due to his x-ray vision he is constantly reminded what everyone ate for breakfast yesterday.
 
honeydevil vanishs too, bye RK, if Ritalinkid throws poop just because Hd asked something... RK is a little pissy about things...

woosh... Hd disappears...
 
jenn reminds honey that rk is a monkey at heart and doesn't like to be questioned. super powers aside, he is insecure due to all the hair. perhaps everyone should pitch in for a wax job.
 
At the sight of HD's vanishing, RK's heart withers and stops. He falls lifeless to the floor. Not realizing what has happened, Jenn performs a full body wax on the best wax client she's ever had. A young Burt Reynolds comes to explain to Jenn what has happened. He consoles her and offers her a part in Dukes of Hazzard II.
 
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