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curiosity awakening thread

jenn flirts back with rk simpy because he's such a cutie and he likes dave, however still feels scorned by his and ricky's mocking. she begins forming an evil plan to get them back and wonders if mr_michels psychotic google spider is busy.
 
Under the spell of Jenn's mutant flirting ability, RK threatens to forward the "special pictures" Ricky sent him to Jenn if Ricky doesn't start helping Jenn out with the parents. Suddenly, RK's platipus sense starts tingling . . . .
 
suddenly jenn wonders what happened to those pictures of her and ricky on the yokohama us military base. jenn also hopes that rk means the mammal and not a nickname for parts commonly known as willy or john henry.
 
RK makes a comment on how twisted Jenn's mind is. Despite trying to use a word with no connotations, RK notes that any word, even "platipus", can mean anything anyone wants it to. RK is swallowed by the darkness that is Jenn's mind. His final words were as follows: "Prose before Hos. Kenya dig it?"
 
mr michel awakes with a mild headache and a dry mouth in an unknow house he cant remember what really happened last night, but has a vague memory of someone playing with his lemons, he gets up and looks for the kitchen, and sees a pretty girl sleeping on top of the table, upon entering the kitchen he sees jenn and rk about to trow saucers to each other
mr michel has the impulse to stop them but decides is more funny just to watch.
his head still aches and cant really understand what they are argueing about since for some reason he feels concerned about his lemons, so he better walks to the store for lucozade and cigaretes and takes his pet google spider along

*mr michel is very tempted to post a pic of his google spider but decides agaisnt it since he would have to look for the link, and he is not in the mood to do that
 
honeydevil comes back from the dead, with a headache a nomal mortal would find very deadly, but she decides that alcohol is her enemy and she has to get rid of it as often as she can, so she kills the last tequila bottle by drinking it pure with a hint of lime...
 
honeydevil said:
so she kills the last tequila bottle by drinking it pure with a hint of lime...
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StillILearn runs into the kitchen, screaming: "NOOOOOOOOOO! You'll adulterate the ... oh, never mind -- too late -- cheers."

StillIlearn exits, sadly shaking her head. Maybe it wasn't the good tequila. Also, she has learned that it's the lime that gives you the hangover.
 
ricky explains to stillileran, that honeyd just loves her tequila..no matter what ricky or anyones does, honeyd just loves her tequila....i think ricky and honeyd may have a long friendship... ;)
 
honeydevil feels bad for drinking the last tiquila and makes the suggestion that we celebrate along and stilllern can have her own, good tiquila...
 
Astounding! direstraits is awed at the quality of the posts here. He stumbles and falls over the odd adjustments he has to make to think in 3rd person, but barely succeeds. Having just been thrashed in a badminton game was a humbling experience, and this is the thread to rejuvenate, he thinks.

direstraits congratulates Mr_michel for this very different thread. :)

ds
 
But of course, direstraits is talking to himself. No one that he can see isn't off somewhere for a secret rendezvous, or drunk to the point of incoherence.

Suddenly, the cold dawn of reality sets in - direstraits is alone because everyone else is sleeeeeppiiiinnnngg!!!!!

Arrrrrrggghhh!

ds

ps. Might as well scrummage for leftover alcohol, he thinks.
 
RainbowGurl looks confused with the post then goes back to thinking about mr_michel since she has a secret crush on him :eek:
 
honeydevil said:
honeydevil feels bad for drinking the last tiquila and makes the suggestion that we celebrate along and stilllern can have her own, good tiquila...
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StillILearn pauses, looks back through the open doorway, shakes her head sadly at sight of the distinctive shape of the empty bottle lying there on the kitchen floor. Yup. It was the Patron anejo. And honey still has the cork clenched between her teeth.

:(
 
Ell walks in and shakes her head. Broken bottles, tequila stains, lime rinds . . . What's wrong with young people these days? Don't they know 20 year-old Scotch is so much better.

She makes a quick trip to the drugstore and comes back with an assortment of ibuprofen, acetominophen and ASA. Also leaves a note saying "Drink with plenty of water!" It's the least she can do to help these young'uns recover from their folly.

ell belatedly remembers that she told honeydevil she wouldn't talk in 3rd person anymore, but knows hd will understand.
 
and she is right, honeydevil underastands and is glad that ell is back and brough nice stuff for the hangover with her, she needs it desperatly...
 
Ell said:
Ell walks in and shakes her head. . . Don't they know 20 year-old Scotch is so much better.
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StillILearn, who, somewhere back in her own foolish youth, once tried to polish off a fifth of Scotch all by herself, and who has shuddered at the mere sight of any substance with that name printed anywhere on its container (regardless of its age), has wandered off to a nearby bookstore looking for a character possibly named T. G. I. Friday Next (a person who may or may not exist), and is otherwise feeling grateful that she has not been asked to tidy up the kitchen (or, worse yet, the bathroom), which she assumes is probably the moderator's job anyway, and that she is not the one with the clanging hangover.

:D
 
honeydevil said:
and she is right, honeydevil underastands and is glad that ell is back and brough nice stuff for the hangover with her, she needs it desperatly...
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HD...try a big bottle of red gatorade (the fruit punch, not one of those new fangled flavors), a plain bagle not toasted (light on the cream cheese), and three Advils. Consume all slowly, so as not to induce further vomiting. I swear, it is the miracle cure.
 
honeydevil thinks that it sounds cool, but since she hade gatorade, she goes with a big as coke, a coffee with 2 aspirin and piece of toast..she might try the bagel...
 
i think to, always a bit of grease, ie: burger king (jr. whopper) mcdonalds (nuggets and strawberry shake) and once, only once (cause i think it worsened my hangover) kfc for the cripsy chicken thingamajiggy..don't remember the name of it...at the time it was open, close and took atm cards...
 
After spending 42 years in the darkness of Jenn's soul, the rat bastard known as RK rematerializes. After his first refreshing breath in the time domain, he realizes that he has returned from the frequency domain with x-ray vision and total tolerance to alcohol. "Dear God."
 
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