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i'm drunk

oh, no, did anyone hear you say it? :eek: I actually though he has been shot, I get that mixed up these days :eek:
 
ricky said:
kanye west and jamie foxx just performed and it rocked...get down girl, go ahead get down.....
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HEY! I remember May West and Redd Foxx!

I am cool! I am coo.. oh.. nevermind.

:eek:
 
don't worry leckert, i have no idea who half the people were on the vmas last night....i was waaay outta the loop.......
 
so here i sit, yet again, drunk, alone and posting on TBF telling everyone how drunk i am and then thinking to myself..."geez, maybe you should seek counselling...? nahhhhh!"

don't worry, this'll be quick and painless for those of you reading along the stages of my embarrasing drunkeness, for i have to pee and it has to be soon.

i will vent, for i am drunk and feel brave enough to air my concerns. first of all, i am upset about the way people put toilet paper on the rolls. it has to be from the top, not the bottom...come on people...it's an obvious decision, no thinking needs to be involved here...also, the way some people drink their milk and chew their toast. do you need to gulp so loudy and must you chew making that odd, grinding noise? christ, i am across the room and i know how many times you swallow before the glass of milk is gone. and lastly, why do people match black with brown and pink with red? these colours will never look good together. don't think you can change minds, it'll never happen...deal with it.
 
I don't notice the tp unless it's really cheap stuff, it seems guys will buy anything. I hate hearing others chew, yuck. You know speaking of color mixing, I was thinking what do people around here dress like? I'm just curious to know if I came acroos one of you, what would you be wearing? And how much makeup if any do you wear on a given day?
 
well, i wear very little makeup. mascara is really my staple and so is burt's beeswax lip balm. i wear mostly skirts in the summer and tanks. i live in a tank top in the summer.
fall/winter/spring...i wear jeans and sweaters..all kinds....cardigans, turtle necks.....and t-shirts....
i do enjoy dressing up when i go out. it's an excuse to look pretty, especially being at the inn all day....
 
Sounds like me, I stick with little makeup, some gloss maybe mascara, jeans low rise, tees or sweaters and sneakers. I like to dress up every now and then and do my hair in some tricky do, have my nails airbrushed with some relevent theme, wobble around in some really high heels :D
 
yeah, every now and again i throw some blush on, you know, to really spice it up! i do have a pair of those knee boots that are kinda hot..i bring those bithces out when it's time to have some fun!!
 
I usually wear a suit to work.

Weekends, though, it's jeans and a tee shirt, or a hawiian shirt. Anything roomy!

I tend to keep the makeup to a minimum, though, except on weekends! :D

(Hiya ladies!!!)
 
yeah, you know, you should really only bring out the good stuff for the weekends only.....

a suit?? leckert?? really?? for some reason i have a hard time picturing you in anything other than a loin cloth.... ;)
 
ricky said:
yeah, you know, you should really only bring out the good stuff for the weekends only.....

a suit?? leckert?? really?? for some reason i have a hard time picturing you in anything other than a loin cloth.... ;)
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Weekends, ricky, weekends! I become a raving animal on Friday at 5:00!
 
me thinks me saw mehastings online.......things can only look up from here......!!

*waits with baited breath*
 
ricky said:
i will vent, for i am drunk and feel brave enough to air my concerns. first of all, i am upset about the way people put toilet paper on the rolls. it has to be from the top, not the bottom...come on people...it's an obvious decision, no thinking needs to be involved here...
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OK, well here's the thing. I'm at work, and thus, not drunk. The TP NEEDS to come from the BOTTOM of the roll. There is no other way. In fact, if I do come stay at your inn, you can check the bathroom after I leave. Undoubtedly the TP will have been flipped over!
 
leckert said:
Weekends, ricky, weekends! I become a raving animal on Friday at 5:00!
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leckert, you are like, so hot right now......what kind of animal do you turn into at 5 pm.....and where did you say you lived again?
 
ricky said:
yeah, every now and again i throw some blush on, you know, to really spice it up! i do have a pair of those knee boots that are kinda hot..i bring those bithces out when it's time to have some fun!!
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knee boots, and blush. I hope you put it on in thick red stripes on your cheeks, like the trailer ho's do! baby.

Ain't nothin' like a little trashy lovin!

you're drunk, and I'm horny. So, it's just another day at the TBF!

:D
 
mehastings said:
OK, well here's the thing. I'm at work, and thus, not drunk. The TP NEEDS to come from the BOTTOM of the roll. There is no other way. In fact, if I do come stay at your inn, you can check the bathroom after I leave. Undoubtedly the TP will have been flipped over!
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NO NO NO.....oh, mehastings! what in the world??? i can't talk to you right now..i just need a minute...ok, topic.....if you could be one of the beatles, who would it be and why?
 
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