i'm drunk

[ricky]

knee boots, and blush. I hope you put it on in thick red stripes on your cheeks, like the trailer ho's do! baby.

Ain't nothin' like a little trashy lovin!

you're drunk, and I'm horny. So, it's just another day at the TBF!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[leckert]

leckert, you are like, so hot right now......what kind of animal do you turn into at 5 pm.....and where did you say you lived again?

Ricky and leckert, 5pm, Friday:

 

[ricky]

i am the one on the right..right?

 

[ricky]

p.s. nice loin cloth!

 

[leckert]

i am the one on the right..right?

If not, I'm going back to the carribou!

 

[leckert]

p.s. nice loin cloth!

yeah, baby!

(I think, if we really tried, we could get this thread locked down tonight! )

 

[ricky]

If not, I'm going back to the carribou!

again...LMFAO..!!!

 

[ricky]

i think you could be right leckert.....we could get this bitch closed up......

 

[leckert]

So, ricky, what are you wearing right now?

 

[ricky]

well...just a little bit of blush and my knee highs....you?

 

[leckert]

OK, well here's the thing. I'm at work, and thus, not drunk. The TP NEEDS to come from the BOTTOM of the roll. There is no other way. In fact, if I do come stay at your inn, you can check the bathroom after I leave. Undoubtedly the TP will have been flipped over!

I must say, mehastings, over the top certainly is the way to go.

 

[leckert]

well...just a little bit of blush and my knee highs....you?

OMG! I'm wearing the SAME THING!!!

That is like, so weird!

 

[ricky]

oohh....m'god! leckert, shut up! that is like, ssuper wicked......and sso hot......

 

[mehastings]

topic.....if you could be one of the beatles, who would it be and why?

OK, I'm really not going to be winning over any friends tonight. I wouldn't be any of them, unless you're willing to let me be Yoko (since she's credited with breaking them up). I don't like the beatles. That's right folks. I flip the TP under, I don't like Steinbeck and I hate the beatles. I'm ready for my stoning whenever you all want to start.

 

[ricky]

i loved the force with you you said that!!

it's ok mehastings, not everyone is perfect...

 

[mehastings]

it's ok mehastings, not everyone is perfect...

Oh yea. I forgot. I don't like DMB or Coldplay either... Still not going to stone me??

 

[ricky]

Oh yea. I forgot. I don't like DMB or Coldplay either... Still not going to stone me??

for a second there, i almost passed out..but i will not cast judgement on you...i am sure you are a very nice girl....the inn is booked..forever...!

 

[leckert]

Oh yea. I forgot. I don't like DMB or Coldplay either... Still not going to stone me??

leckert searches the ground for large enough rocks. He hums "Imagine" to himself, as he piles projectiles in preparation for what will be the stoning of the decade.

 

[leckert]

the inn is booked..forever...!

Just for mehastings, though, right?

I mean, I already have my loin cloth, and my kee highs packed and everything!

 

[ricky]

ricky picks herself up off of floor, wipes vomit from her lip, and asks leckert for a stone...