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i'm drunk

leckert said:
Just for mehastings, though, right? :D
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That's OK. I'll book a room at the inn in Tom's name. Then I'll go find the drunk innkeeper glued to the computer! Undoubtedly that one will be Ricky.
 
I'm pretty sure all the electronics in my house are in full scale revolt, I have lost my cell phone, a dvd player and my computer is hanging by a thread here. I freaking hate these things. Ah anyways, loin clothes, heh?
 
Ronny said:
Ah anyways, loin clothes, heh?
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Technology is great, for how bad it sucks!

Yeah, loin cloths and knee high boots!

This is going to be one hell of an autumn!

:D

leckert grabs the paper sack he keeps nearby his computer screen and breaths deeply into it as he awaits the next post.
 
Hey Leckert, Ronny, the gang... I wish I was drunk about now...

Edit: Can't forget Mehastings and Ricky ;)
 
mehastings said:
That's OK. I'll book a room at the inn in Tom's name. Then I'll go find the drunk innkeeper glued to the computer! Undoubtedly that one will be Ricky.
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HA HA HA!! lame, but true.......oh mehastings! you can stay here anytime you want, but the dog stays home!! kidding of course.....!!! maybe :D

leckert, as long as you bring nothing but your loin cloth, you always have a room at the inn baby!
 
sirmyk said:
Hey Leckert, Ronny, the gang... I wish I was drunk about now...
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Howdy, SirMyk!

You know, all it takes is enough time, and enough booze, and you can be drunk like ricky!

(I'm not drunk, I'm just horny. you haven't seen any carribou around, have you?)

(penguins?)
 
sirmyk said:
Hey Leckert, Ronny, the gang... I wish I was drunk about now...

Edit: Can't forget Mehastings and Ricky ;)
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just fake it.....!!!

yeah you bastard! this is my thread and you forgot about me..that's ok..i'm drunk, how will i remember?

*ricky picks up half empty bottle of vodka and tries to numb the pain of sirmyk forgetting her*
 
ricky said:
yeah you bastard! this is my thread and you forgot about me..that's ok..i'm drunk, how will i remember?

*ricky picks up half empty bottle of vodka and tries to numb the pain of sirmyk forgetting her*
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(eyes full bottle of Baileys on the counter)
 
ricky said:
just fake it.....!!!

yeah you bastard! this is my thread and you forgot about me..that's ok..i'm drunk, how will i remember?

*ricky picks up half empty bottle of vodka and tries to numb the pain of sirmyk forgetting her*
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leckert seizes the opportunity and pulls ricky to him. He strokes her hair as he whispers in her ear

It's okay, baby. I'll never forget you.
 
leckert said:
I wish you all had webcams. I believe a webcam would not help me with the ladies here!

:eek:
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I don't know I showed Mr_Michel my pic once and he disappeared for like 2 weeks, poof he was gone :eek: :eek: :(
 
leckert said:
leckert seizes the opportunity and pulls ricky to him. He strokes her hair as he whispers in her ear

It's okay, baby. I'll never forget you.
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Sirmyk breathes into ricky's ear and the flames burn her head from her shoulders.
 
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