JOKE: Short and very silly

[RaVeN]

joke deleted upon reconsideration of appropriateness.

Awww, c'mon. The joke was going to be how much abuse you received when people here read that.


RaVeN

 

[Catalyst]

What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

 

[leckert]

Awww, c'mon. The joke was going to be how much abuse you received when people here read that.


RaVeN

I just don't want any undeserved lables attributed to me at the moment.

Let me get my feet a little wetter in this pool before I piss off the lifeguards!

 

[RaVeN]

Let me get my feet a little wetter in this pool before I piss off the lifeguards!

If only everyone else could've read your "joke". You'd be up to your swizzlestick in lifeguard piss.

Have a nice swim.

RaVeN

 

[leckert]

If only everyone else could've read your "joke". You'd be up to your swizzlestick in lifeguard piss.

Have a nice swim.

RaVeN

Yeah, I thought so, too!

It was pretty funny though, huh? The instant I hit the "Submit Reply" button, I thought about my swizzlestick, and decided I liked it intact!

It will be our little secret! (thank God for the edit button!)

The water is great, so far!

 

[leckert]

Okay, a less offensive attempt at humor:


Q: What do you call the person who graduates at the bottom of their classes in Med School?

A: "Doctor"

 

[Rogue]

Q: Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?

A: He was charged with battery.


Cheers

 

[Wabbit]

KEEP EM COMMING!

Oh, Lekhert PM me that joke! I'm such a curious bunny!

 

[ruby]

jokes

Q: What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink????
A: Waaaaaater!



Regards
SillyWabbit

wabbit know wonder your called silly wabbit,awful joke mate

 

[Wabbit]

I know, I just cannot help it

 

[ricky]

how do you make a bandstand?


take their chairs away..


HAHAHAHAHA...why isn't anyone laughing?

 

[direstraits]

Teacher says whales can't swallow human. Boy says Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Teacher says it's physically impossible, whales have very small throats. Boy says no problem, when I get to heaven I'll ask Jonah.

Teacher asks What if Jonah went to hell? The boy said....

"Then you ask him."

ds

 

[K-Dawn]

why isn't anyone laughing?

I've heard it before.

 

[leckert]

I've heard it before.

That, and it wasn't funny!



Q: What's red and has seven dents?

A: Snow White's cherry!

(I don't care who ya are, now, that's funny!)

 

[ricky]

hey leckert...that one stung a little...!!! yeah ok, it wasn't funny.......

 

[Ronny]

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

 

[Wabbit]

How do you get holy water? You boil the hell out if it!

 

[ruby]

How do you get holy water? You boil the hell out if it!

your jokes are getting a bit better!

 

[Wabbit]

Not much tho

 

[Ronny]

What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.