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what's everyone up to today?

It's kind of funny how he pops in and out around here, but he's invisible now. I liked it better when he was green and around all the time.
 
jenngorham said:
he was literally green. but don't worry leckert you are building a very solid fan base.
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leckert stands on his chair and does the "cabbage patch"...

they love me... they love me... hey, hey, they love me...

Leckert deftly transitions through a body wave into the "running man."

Leckert hips. The chair hops. leckert brains himself on his desk.

"stupid wheels" leckert kicks his chair and staggers to the front desk, where the first-aid kit lives, holding his bleeding forehead in his hands.
 
My problem is, I'm not smart enough to figure out that I am clumsy, so I keep doing stupid shit, like standing on barstools and tables and beer glasses!

I have fallen off of:
a barstool (on which I had been standing!)
a table (on which I had been standing!)
a stage (")
(small dais, really, but I went to the floor!)
Our E-Club had a small porch on the front of it.
I fell off of it.

I have jammed a piece of broken glass through my foot because I thought I could stand on a beer glass! (no shit!)

I have walked smack into a telephone pole, and a tree.

I skidded off of an icy road and plowed a Nissan Stanza into a fire hydrant.


wow. amazing that I survived my 20s!
 
I'm not doing anything today. Eight hours on the beach yesterday followed by going out to dinner and not getting to bed until 2.30 am and I'm a bit worse for wear.* I just spent ages mulling over the hotbabes thread looking for mention of Angelina Jolie, and that's about as lively as I'm going to get this morning I think.

* I know that sounds disgustingly hedonistic, but it was my husbands day off...he won't get another one until...hell, why am I apologising? Yeah, it was disgustingly hedonistic..
 
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