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Tell a lie

steffee
Wow, this is the most exciting thread ever.
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That's why I resurrected it :p ;)

George Clooney begged me to have dinner with him today, but I had to wash my hair.
 
i'm not a ridiculous person who goes to a certain unnamed site everyday waiting for sign to be removed from a certain door. :rolleyes:
 
Ooops. George Clooney fell off his bike and he can't serve us drinks anymore. I'll ask my X-boyfriend Matt Damon to fill in. He likes to serve drinks in his skivvies:D
 
drmjwdvm said:
You are such a liar George Clooney is in love with me. Everyone knows that.
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Good job I have Benicio Del Toro & er..Steve Buscemi:)o ) in reserve then.

Today I did not trip up whilst wearing a short skirt and stupid high heels, right in front of a pack of builders. The eggs in my shopping bags did not break and my French baguette did not get lodged under a badly parked car.:(
 
I didn't just put a huge dent in the side of my dad's new truck and leave six scratches down the right hand side. Nor did I blame my dad for doing it himself when it clearly was my fault.
 
I didn't just move into a fantastic new apartment last weekend, and it certainly wasn't twice the size of the old one I shared with my husband. It doesn't have a balcony, a fireplace, a valuted ceiling... none of that :p

And, I'm not at all nervous about my job interview tomorrow.
 
I definitely didn't pretend my phone was ringing (vibrating) the other day when that guy tried to talk to me. Every time I mutter norwegian into my cell phone, someone is definitely on the other end listening. I would never do that just to avoid campaign people on campus.
 
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