The world's greatest biscuits.

[Litany]

Raisins are horrible. I should have sent you a packet of fly biscuits.

 

[RaVeN]

I beg to differ. Raisins are chewie and gooey and make me go cha cha cha in my shorts.

I'll save the last dance for you.

RaVeN

 

[bobbyburns]

I want to decide who lives and who dies.

 

[Litany]

I want to decide who lives and who dies.

I'll have a word with the men in charge and see what can be done.

 

[phil_t]

So, without wanting to read through 6 pages of crap ..

... someone mentioned Jammy Dodgers right?? RIGHT??!!

Phil

 

[RainbowGurl]

Mmm Jammy Dodgers!

 

[Litany]

I prefer Happy Faces. The layer of cream, gives them an advantage. Plus, it's so much fun chewing my way through a packet of happy little people.

 

[RaVeN]

Years ago, Keebler's little elves squated out a peanut butter sandwhich cookie. I think they were called Pitter Patters. Those were my all time favorites. For some reason, the elves refuse to squat and they no longer make them. The Girl Scouts put one out that's a close imitation, but I prefer the taste of the elves over the girl scouts.... That's Legal in this state.


RaVeN

 

[bobbyburns]

so, litany, how long have you liked biscuits?

 

[Litany]

so, litany, how long have you liked biscuits?

Well, Bobby, it's interesting you should ask. When I was a small child my mother would feed me on Farley's Rusks. These are superior baby biscuits made from the milk of demonically possessed goats and embue a child with great strength and rage. They contributed in no small way to shaping me into the unstoppable killing machine you see today. There is of course too much power incorporated into the Rusk for a person to continue eating them for their entire life. It simply tips the balance too far in favour of evil, and you end up with a whole world of karmic retribution chasing you around the countryside. But my love of biscuits, and the power they fill me with has never left me. I still like to supplement my diet with these circular bringers of wrath whenever my calorific intake allows. So I suppose, really, I have always liked biscuits since I was a child and my mother first decided that she was fed up with pathetic human babies and their squalling ways.

 

[bobbyburns]

you must have the metabolism of a bumblebee.

 

[Litany]

Yes, I suppose I must. Here, have a biscuit.

 

[bobbyburns]

thank you, those can be very refreshing.

<gulp>